Some people hate porn. Some people love porn. I’m not here to debate with you what’s right and what’s wrong (but honestly, if you don’t watch porn, take that imaginary stick out of your ass and start Googling). The point is, a lot of people get off by watching other people, well, get off. Recently, Pornhub (you know, the website you keep deleting from your computer’s history?) released a very insightful map documenting what, exactly, people like. And I have to say, it’s pretty interesting. Who knew we weren’t all watching a middle-class, “privileged,” monogamous couple bang in missionary. Weird.
Image via PornhubSo yeah. Let’s just think about this for a second:
• 12 of the 50 states like porn that’s somehow related to a (step) family member or a mother (gag).
• Three states like watching “cartoons” bang. You know, instead of like real, flesh and blood people. But hey, if these cartoon porn guys are as hot as Aladdin, I get it.
• One state likes Asian porn specifically.
• Four like variants of “darker skin” porn actors/actresses.
• And 31 states enjoy good, old-fashioned lesbian sex.
Now I have to say, I’m a bit surprised. Where’s all of the people watching a guy sweat on his girlfriend while counting backwards from 10? Where’s all of the girls turning their boyfriends down, again, for the blowjob he keeps unsubtly hinting at. Where, for the love of God, is the porn where the girl convinces the guy to go down on her, then tells him she’s tired and falls asleep without doing anything in return? I guess the thing is, porn is a fantasy. Or a random something that makes the blood flow extra hard down to your special bits. Because at the end of the orgasm, it doesn’t matter what turns you on, as long as you got there. Right?
On that note, let’s pull out our laptops, set our vibration settings on our phone to extra-strong, and watch some girls get it on. Because no matter what you try to hide in your browser, lesbian porn FTW..
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