Wearing letters during a class presentation for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Using the university police escorts as free cab rides. TSTC.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.

Topless beaches and bottomless mimosas. TSTC.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.