Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.

This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.

Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.

Your family initiation after sorority initiation being the REAL one. TSM.

Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.

“I’m going to swing from the Chandelier” reminding you of the girl who did that at formal instead of Sia. TSM.

Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.