Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.

Graduating from college but never from the group chat. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Always be crafting. TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.