Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Being known as the “bad decisions” family. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

Spring break bucket list: survive. TSM.