Bringing more bathing suits than actual days you’re on vacation. TSM.

Using Malibu as a chaser. TSM.

Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.

Standards: You need to take down that tweet.
Me: But it got so many RTs and likes.
Standards: You have to.
Me: I’ll take the fine. TSM.

Only going to class in the rain because your Hunter boots match your jacket. TSM.

Making sure you pack letters for spring break. TSM.