Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

Holding your head a little higher every time you wear letters. TSM.

Can I add “TSM Famous” to my résumé? TSM.

Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.