Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.
Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.
Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.
Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.
Seeing Saturday night’s mistake in Monday morning class. TSM.
A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.
Knowing the best window of time to post an Instagram picture to get the optimal amount of likes. TSM.