Not liking country music is a deal breaker. TSM.
Not liking country music is a deal breaker. TSM.
Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.
There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.
Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.
Headband Headache. TSM.
I wear heels bigger than your penis. TSM.
Always the ex-girlfriend the parents miss the most. TSM.
My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.