Being know as “the one that takes Instagram too seriously.” TSM.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.

Always being able to maneuver your way to the front of the bar, because you’re so tiny. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Risking your life for a cute Insta pic. TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.