The cooler outlasting the relationship. TSTC.

Only going to an event for the Instagram. TSM.

My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.

I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Wine is a grocery. Not a luxury. TSM.

Using Malibu as a chaser. TSM.

Sleeping over, but just because his house is closer to campus. TSM.

Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.