You’re not loud enough until the fraternity next door learns our songs. TSM.

Reviewing your own Snapchat story for any clues as to what you did last night. TSM.

When claiming girls as your littles is as competitive as Black Friday shopping. TSM.

Bid Day: Opening Day of Little Hunting Season. TSM.

Calling dibbs on the picture you want to Instagram. TSM.

Keeping up with the group text. TSM.

“Trust me, you can dance.” -Vodka. TSM.