“I have to stare at myself a lot. It’s part of my getting ready process.” TSM.

Putting alcohol in your chaser. TSM.

Getting asked out while wearing last night’s shack shirt. TSM.

Fraternity bathrooms being your preferred location for emergency girl talk. TSM.

Being the wild child of your family and loving every minute of it. TSM.

Going home with your ex just to make sure nobody else does. TSM.

Having hair so flawless it has a nickname. TSM.

2 shots, 1 chaser. TSM.

Never having a one-night stand because they ALWAYS come back for seconds. TSM.