Saying “I could see myself doing that” after hearing stories from nights you don’t remember. TSM.

Telling your friend how precious her little is as if it’s her child. TSM.

Recruitment, not boys, being your motivation to stay in shape. TSM.

Always voting against your rival sorority, no matter the school. TSM.

Your big’s boyfriend becoming as protective over you as an older brother. TSM.

Talking to every guy at the bar except the one you like, just to prove a point. TSM.

No ugly friends. TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt even though you slept naked. TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

Going to a fraternity date function with a guy you don’t like to improve relations with the guys you do like. TSM.