Standards adding a by-law because of things you’ve done. TSM.

Recruitment is when we find out whether or not you can sit with us. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

“I can’t talk about this right now. I’ve been drunk for 12 hours.” TSM.

Having fraternities’ door codes saved on your phone for optimally accessible shacking opportunities. TSM.

“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.