Being in a fight with your big but still Snapchatting each other just to keep the streak alive. TSM.
Being in a fight with your big but still Snapchatting each other just to keep the streak alive. TSM.
Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.
*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.
Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.
Not feeling like your life is together until you leave the nail salon. TSM.
My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.
I need either caffeine or vodka. I don’t care which, but I need it now. TSM.
“I think it only counts if you care about the person, so my number’s like zero.” TSM.
Going wild on spring break even though standards never takes a vacation. TSM.