“A true southern girl knows the difference between real and fake.”
11. Stop being an uppity southern sorority girl and be a sorority woman. Stop acting like northerners don’t know female fashion staples. You might want to sit down for this, but I am a northerner raised by a northern mother, who taught me how to distinguish the difference between real and fake pearls.
This is one of the reasons why I have yet to have a boyfriend. The guys who “talk” to me are always too clingy. I actually dislike “good morning” texts
And several of my pledge sisters ignore me and have unfriended/blocked me on social media because of my political views. The girls in the house and advisors forgot to tell me I could come back to the house after the first night of recruitment (I was a Rho Gamma) so I napped in the student center until 3 am, said “Fuck it,” and went back to the house
My chapter absolutely sucks. They’re lazy (I’m part of the few who clean up after themselves, plus others), hate anything TSMish, are PC-Greeks, and are obnoxious even when I tell them I have a headache and can hear them with the door closed upstairs. I feel for you.
Those don’t count
Bless you for trying this for the progress of science
You missed the ones who didn’t drink in high school but now rage in college
Cool story, bro
Type #6: you have no choice unless you’re the “sister-mother” literally the night after bid day… AGD problems. Yay century-old lame required tradition
That’s not something to be proud of… And that’s a bad attitude. Maybe you’ll peak AFTER high school/college. Damn
Title IX?
This is weird as fuck
Shit
Bless her heart
Because Chacos actually serve a purpose for folks who are outdoorsy. They’re great for casual summertime hikers and summer camp staff.
Read while eating chips and dip
False
People who actually have AD/HD generally have higher IQs. Gtfo with your blatant ignorance
*pry
“A true southern girl knows the difference between real and fake.”
11. Stop being an uppity southern sorority girl and be a sorority woman. Stop acting like northerners don’t know female fashion staples. You might want to sit down for this, but I am a northerner raised by a northern mother, who taught me how to distinguish the difference between real and fake pearls.
This is one of the reasons why I have yet to have a boyfriend. The guys who “talk” to me are always too clingy. I actually dislike “good morning” texts
Fuck youd
And several of my pledge sisters ignore me and have unfriended/blocked me on social media because of my political views. The girls in the house and advisors forgot to tell me I could come back to the house after the first night of recruitment (I was a Rho Gamma) so I napped in the student center until 3 am, said “Fuck it,” and went back to the house
My chapter absolutely sucks. They’re lazy (I’m part of the few who clean up after themselves, plus others), hate anything TSMish, are PC-Greeks, and are obnoxious even when I tell them I have a headache and can hear them with the door closed upstairs. I feel for you.