Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.

Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.

Looking up the projected income of your new boy’s major before taking it too far. TSM.

I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Making your roommates sit at the opposite end of the bar when you have a blind date. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.