Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.

Being almost as good at removing red wine stains as you are at creating them. TSM.

Re-pinning paddle ideas on Pinterest so your little knows what you want. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.