Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

When he stays at your place, but you still get a shack shirt. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Serial smoocher. TSM.

Your little having the golden heart emoji next to her name on Snapchat. TSM.