Fan girling over your little on every form of social media. TSM.

Fighting for the biggest bed on spring break, but never actually sleeping in it. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

Sitting pretty in suntan city. TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.

Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.