Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Covering last night’s fading bar stamp with tonight’s fresh one. TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with the people who were sober enough to remember what you did last night. TSM.