Daenarys Targaryen. TSM.

Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.

I feel kinda like I have my life together today because my bra and underwear match. TSM.