Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.

Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.