“We should have pregamed.” TSM.

Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.