Your college town being completely sold out of Mod Podge because of big/little reveals. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.

Your little having the golden heart emoji next to her name on Snapchat. TSM.

Well, we’ve hooked up, like, three times, so we’re pretty much in a relationship. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Feeling all eyes turn to you when the advisor tells everyone to “be on your best behavior.” TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.