Only two weeks in and already making more mistakes than last semester. TSM.

Dating more women over recruitment weekend than most men will their entire lives. TSM.

I don’t remember formal, but I hear I had a great time. TSM.

You can’t drink with us. TSM.

Blacking out like Big does. TSM.

Bonging your way to his heart. TSM.

“I’ve only talked to him drunk.” TSTC.