Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.