My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Autocorrect needs to learn that it’s ok to add extra letters when I’m excitedddd!!! TSM.

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.