Having access to a fraternity’s top secret Facebook group. TSM.
Having access to a fraternity’s top secret Facebook group. TSM.
Owning the cutest ugly sweater for Christmas. TSM.
Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.
Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.
Planning your outfit for holiday formal a month in advance. TSM.
Your boyfriend assigning you a weather pledge, a wine pledge, and a compliment pledge every semester. TSM.
Is Fireball a carb? TSM.
Drinking vodka cranberries all day, because you have cramps. TSM.
I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.