When he replays your Snapchat selfie because ten seconds just wasn’t enough. TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Always getting hammered and occasionally getting nailed. TSM.

Glitter bombing. TSM.