“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.

Planning your weeknight drinking around your standards meeting. TSTC.

Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.

I’d cry if I didn’t just do my makeup. TSM.

I’d rather be safe, than standards. TSM.

Checking his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

Throwing parties for yourself at his frat house. TSM.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.