Taking new members to Starbucks senior year, because you can’t remember their names. TSM.

Taking a “personal day” off from class. TSM.

Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.

Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.

If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.

Using the last 1% of your battery to finish your sext. TSM.

The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.

Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.

Having the perfect ratio of brunettes to blondes in your chapter. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.