Falling in love with your little when you meet her in the hallway wearing boxer’s and a guy’s button-up. TSM.

Taking Plan B with champagne, because not getting pregnant is something to celebrate. TSM.

Having no recollection of “the best hookup of his life.” TSTC.

I consider myself more of a “fourth-year freshman” than a senior. TSM.

Being more nervous about your outfit for your final presentation than the actual presentation itself. TSM.

“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Refusing to wear open-toed shoes without a perfect pedicure. TSM.

Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.