Does LBD stand for little black dress? Is that an acronym used now? Spell shit out, slo.ots. We don’t like trying to figure out what you’re talking about in texts.
Dumb s|ut, you can’t re-cork champagne. You could put a stopper in, or twist the aluminum cap back in place. Really though, champagne is meant to be finished in one period of time, not saved. The carbonation will diminish way too quick to be worth a damn. Now, this is my second comment in a row educating you sorostitutes about wines, so learn a bit. This really should be learned before you even arrive to college to work on your MRS degrees.
No, it doesnt. Fruits are a food group, while wine is an alcoholic beverage. It is fermented from grapes 90% of the time, so I see where you got confused. Common sloot mistake
Anyone who actually carries their black card is a try hard. They give you a platinum copy for a reason. Either way, this is one of the few enjoyable TSMs.
Note: Sratire does like the occasional shave by Howard.
Where is the Hawtpiece column?
Neiman Marcus isn’t a distributor you dumb sloot. They’re a retailer.
So is her name Stephanie or Allie?
Hawtpiece! Hope you’re having a nice weekend!
Hawtpiece saying she will write columns this week and not doing it. TSTC. #TeamHawtpiece
How are you doing, superwayne? Glad to hear from you.
TSM ‘Tern, well played posting pictures of pigs in your rival sororities.
“OMG was this crafted by a 5 yr old?? Nice try, honey” -what sorostitutes say no matter what. It looks just fine, s|oots.
If you’re that toned, you can’t be fratting hard.
Does LBD stand for little black dress? Is that an acronym used now? Spell shit out, slo.ots. We don’t like trying to figure out what you’re talking about in texts.
Yeah I always wondered about that one. He’s gotta be making a joke. There’s no such thing as a little phi moo
Is there anything different on the TSM app than the TFM app? Speaking of which, fucking update the app
Dumb s|ut, you can’t re-cork champagne. You could put a stopper in, or twist the aluminum cap back in place. Really though, champagne is meant to be finished in one period of time, not saved. The carbonation will diminish way too quick to be worth a damn. Now, this is my second comment in a row educating you sorostitutes about wines, so learn a bit. This really should be learned before you even arrive to college to work on your MRS degrees.
No, it doesnt. Fruits are a food group, while wine is an alcoholic beverage. It is fermented from grapes 90% of the time, so I see where you got confused. Common sloot mistake
Anyone who actually carries their black card is a try hard. They give you a platinum copy for a reason. Either way, this is one of the few enjoyable TSMs.
“Little, we have to scissor. I did it with my big, and she with her’s. It’s not hazing, it’s family tradition.” At least I hope that’s what happens
.Tune in next week for Part II: S/.ra/.tire Does A.:na.|
This is horrible. Didn’t read it, but all TSM columns are horrible. Except Hawtpiece.
No, he pays you because you give OTMSHJs to everyone in the office. It’s an indirect form of prostitution.
The identity of FirstPostOX has been revealed. Eh.
^this guy