Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

I feel kinda like I have my life together today because my bra and underwear match. TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.