Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Basically being a famous alumna to PNMs. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.