Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.