Anything you can do, I can pay someone to do better. TSM.

Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.

Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.

Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.