Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Accidentally inserting a hair flip into your public speaking presentation. TSM.

Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.

Saturday night being both the reason you can’t and the reason you must go to church on Sunday. TSM.