Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.