“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Being known as the “bad decisions” family. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.