Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Having an ever-growing collection of single earrings you refuse to get rid of. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.