“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

Binge watching “Keeping up with the Kardashians” when you should be keeping up with the children you’re babysitting. TSTC.

The pink shirt emoji girl is my spirit animal. TSM.

Making sure the new standards chair likes you. TSM.

Knowing the most optimal time to post a picture for maximum likes. TSM.

Your boyfriend assigning you a weather pledge, a wine pledge, and a compliment pledge every semester. TSM.

Being the “you would” girl in your sorority. TSM.

Being banned from a fraternity’s formal because you went too hard the year before. TSM.

Never doing the walk of shame…because you always get a ride home. TSM.