Trying not to hold grudges against PNMs who don’t pronounce Greek letters correctly. TSM.
Trying not to hold grudges against PNMs who don’t pronounce Greek letters correctly. TSM.
Reviewing your own Snapchat story for any clues as to what you did last night. TSM.
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Deciding who gets to pref a girl with a game of rock, paper, scissors. TSM.
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Laura Bush just writing a check to ALS because she didn’t want to mess up her hair. TSM.
“I like ice-cream! I need a boyfriend!” -Kelly Kapoor. TSM.
418
You don’t have to believe in fairytale endings, but that doesn’t mean Prince Charming can stab the princess in the back. TSM.
People thinking your little is your girlfriend. TSM.
I’ve been 21 since I was 18, and I’ll continue to be 21 until I’m 30. TSM.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. NS. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, elevated surface. TSTC.
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