Being the most interesting woman in the world. TSM.

“Do we like her?” TSM.

Being more upset about losing the shirt than losing the guy. TSTC.

Never having to tell your boyfriend to change his clothes. TSM.

“Sorry. I kiss and tell.” TSM.

Being a regular at the craft store, right alongside the grandma quilter and coupon mom. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Sisterhood trips to student health for Plan B. TSTC.

Younger girls thinking you’re scary. Your pledge class remembering you’re insane. TSM.

Convincing your boss to switch the restaurant’s t-shirts to comfort colors and frockets. TSM.