I’m not shallow. I just have impossibly high standards. TSM.

Finding out you’re “related” to your best friend on big/little reveal. TSM.

Disaffiliation being the hardest break-up you’ve ever been through. TSM.

Too Sassy To Care. TSM.

Getting your mom hooked on TSM. TSM.

Big and little bonging…I mean bonding. TSTC.

Not having to wear letters for everyone on campus to know which sorority you’re in. TSM.

Always stay hungry. Never act thirsty. TSM.

If you didn’t post it to Instagram, did you even go? TSM.