“Don’t wear letters just so you don’t drink. We both know you’re still going to drink.” TSM.

Hoping your boyfriend waits until fall to propose so you get a candlelight ceremony. TSM.

Making him fall in love with you when he sees how well you handle your liquor. TSM.

Becoming attached to his cooler after painting it for so long. TSM.

Just give me a glass of wine and a Pinterest board and call me the wedding planner. TSM.

“If you hate her, so do we.” TSM.