Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.
Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.
Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.
The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.
Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.
I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.