My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.

Smirking to stop yourself from saying something bitchy. TSM.

“No, it’s fine. You can’t get drunk if there’s no koozie.” TSM.

Drinking a bottle of wine like it’s a bottle of water. TSM.

“Who do you think will be the first girl in our pledge class to get married?” TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.